[gatordone]

BEWARE NEW COMPUTER VIRUSES

The George Bush Virus - Causes your Computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.

The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.


The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting

The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care

The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows

[BustedKnuckl]

Dont worry, theres a new program to help. its called "Obama 2008", and they claim it will restore everything to normal, but it actually doesn't "change" anything.

[ChefJeep]

BustedKnuckl, on Nov 25 2008, 07:32 PM, said:

Dont worry, theres a new program to help. its called "Obama 2008", and they claim it will restore everything to normal, but it actually doesn't "change" anything.

well the Obama virus wange every thing that works to the oboma way